its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes
it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”
Can you imagine like that pizza guy probably woke up dreading his day going to work to deliver pizzas and then he eNDS UP DELIVERING PIZZAS TO THE OSCARS AND TALKS TO JULIA ROBERTS
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States
so this has been the gay agenda all along
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
having to translate words from english because you forgot them in your own native language
shout out to Leo for not initiating mass murder right then and there
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"The oscar for best Leonardo DiCaprio goes to… Ellen Degeneres!"